
Funny Cards
Funny cards for the people whose first instinct in any moment — birthday, get-well, just-because — is to crack a joke. The collection skips cartoon-cake humor and leans dry: the kind of card that earns an actual laugh, not a polite one. Outdoor-coded, anti-Hallmark, occasionally inappropriate for grandma. Cuts across every occasion — birthdays to belated thank-yous to retirements you suspect were not entirely voluntary. Print at home on standard paper or send as a digital share link.

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Marmot Approved
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Thanks A Brunch
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FREE
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You Crack Me Up
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Ears to You - Happy Easter
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Hop To It! It's Your Birthday with (Eeko the Owl)
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Hope Your Birthday Is One Big Adventure (with Yomp the Bigfoot)
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S'more Fun On Your Birthday (with Crag the Raven)
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Hope Your Birthday Makes A Big Splash (with Ollo the Otter)
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You’re not old. You’re just... weathered.
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Congrats. You’ve Reached Base Camp… Again
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Leave No Trace (Except Giant Footprints)
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One Skip, Two... Plop
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Blowin' In The Breeze
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